1- What is an Owl’s favourite TV show?
Doctor Hoo.
2- What did the barn owl say to its friend when they were feeling down?
“Don’t worry, be owl-right!”
3- What’s a barn owl’s favourite song to sing at karaoke?
“Owl By Myself”!
4- What’s a barn owl’s favourite subject in school?
Owl-gebra!
5- What’s a barn owl’s favorite movie?
The Hootfather!
6- How do barn owls express surprise?
“Well owl be darned!”
7- What did the owl say to the other one when it saw another fall out of a tree?
I’m talon everyone about this.
8- Did you hear about the three owl musketeers?
Owl for one and one for owl.
9- Where are all the convict owls sent?
Owlcatraz.
10- Two owls were playing pool, and one says to the other “that’s 2 hits”.
The other replies, “2 hits to who”
11- Why did the barn owl bring a pencil to the tree?
To draw some “owlsome” sketches!
12- How does a barn owl answer the phone?
“Hoot are you?”
13- Why don’t barn owls ever get into arguments?
They’re too wise to give a “hoot”!
14- What’s a barn owl’s favorite season?
Owl-tumn, of course!
15- What’s a barn owl’s favourite social media platform?
Owl-stagram!
16- Why did the barn owl become a pilot?
It wanted to be a high-flier!
17- How does a barn owl describe its perfect day?
A “hoot”-acular one!
18- What’s a barn owl’s favourite snack?
Mice “cream”!
19- How does a barn owl apologise?
It says, “I’m truly owl-ver-sorry!”
20- What’s a barn owl’s favourite type of footwear?
Hoots!
21- What’s a barn owl’s favourite holiday?
Hoot-ween!
22- What’s a barn owl’s favourite type of music?
Owl-ternative rock!
23- What’s a barn owl’s favourite kind of sandwich?
A “mouse-tard” sandwich!
24- How does a barn owl respond to compliments?
It says, “You’re a real ‘hoot’ too!”
25- What is an Owl’s favourite Beatles song?
Owl you need is love.
26- What did the vet say to the bird who couldn’t stop hooting?
“I think you have a bad case of irritable owl syndrome”.
27- Did you hear about the genius scientist owl who made amazing inventions?
Owlbert Einstein.
28- What is the owls favourite Lionel Ritchie song?
Owl Night Long.
29- What’s an owl’s favourite film and catchphrase?
The Verminator – Owl be back.
30- Why do owls never go courting in the rain?
Because it’s too wet to woo !!
